My day seemed like a normal day. I noticed the worker hoomans bustling around and paying me no mind. I even lounged in their way and did not get a reaction. Then……it all changed. I sensed it in the air. Something was about to go down.
It started as a side eye from the front desk hooman. Then, she paid me an abnormal amount of attention. I got some scratches, and she let me sit on her lap. I am chilling out and relaxing but a part of me is still on edge. I am sure she is buttering me up for something. Foolish hoomans think that I, Bettie, am that stupid. Then it happens. The tall hooman comes over and scoops me out of the front desk hooman’s lap. She said that it was time for her to collect my toes. For real! That is what she said. Can you all believe this? They harvest toes around here. They use scissors with these razor jaws. Oh, it’s happened before. This is not the first time! They have gotten many a toe from various unwitting victims. I think they make a stew out of them. I do not know this for sure but that has to be it.
The tall hooman grabs the one I like the best and asks her to help with this toe harvest. Can you believe she that would do this to ME, her besty? I scream to warn everyone about what goes on in this place. No one comes to help me. I attempt to escape. They are not having it. They mean business. My evasive maneuvers have failed.
Here comes the one with the fancy jaws in her hair. My savior! No, they called in reinforcements! She stands by and watches as the tall hooman clips one nail. I wriggle and complain LOUDLY. You are not collecting any toes this time! Then, the one I like the best asks the quiet one to get her a towel. They wrap me up. I guess they have changed their mind and want to snuggle. But, wait, the worker hoomans continue. Another clip! I am sure I am going to die this time. I see a bright light.
Eventually, I make it through. I do not know how but I have survived. I do want you all to know that I did not give my toes up quietly. I do not know how many they got. I will check in to this later. I know you were all worried for a minute, but I am fine. I definitely need to rest and give myself time to heal but I will be back to the same ole Bettie in no time. Your prayers are asked for and If you want to throw in some snacks as consolation, please feel free to.
